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Here Are The 10 Weirdest Song Lyrics Of All Time<\/h1>\n\n\n\n\n

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18 of the most ridiculous song lyrics of all time<\/h2>\n\n\n\n\n

SOMETIMES WHEN LISTENING to a song for the first time, you hear a lyric that is so bad that you are physically stunned. You can\u2019t help but actually make \u2018the blinking man meme\u2019 expression. Giphy Giphy Below, we have rounded up some of the most terrible \u201cDid I really just hear that?\u201d lyrics of all time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n

1. Eminem \u2013 Love The Way You Lie <\/h3>\n\n\n\u201cNow you get to watch her leave out the window\/<\/strong>
Guess that\u2019s why they call it window pane\u201d<\/strong>\n\n\n

I am absolutely CERTAIN that is not the etymology of the word window pane. People in emotional pain definitely do not exit through windows often enough for the glass inside windows to be named after it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n

2. Ke$ha ft. 3OH!3 \u2013 Blah Blah Blah <\/h3>\n\n\n\n\n

While this song perfectly encapsulates how weird pop music was in 2010, it also makes it very clear that Ke$ha had no idea how to operate a padlock.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n

3. Black Eyed Peas \u2013 Boom Boom Pow <\/h3>\n\n\n\n\n

Realistically if you were 3008 you would be dead because of global warming, so that\u2019s not really something to brag about Black Eyed Peas. Wait. Is that what the Busted song was about? That song came out 2 years before The Day After Tomorrow got everyone freaked out about climate change. Were Busted deliberately trying to warn us that we will have all of the icecaps melted by the year 3000?<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n

4. Miley Cyrus \u2013 4\u00d74 <\/h3>\n\n\n\n\n

SIPA USA \/ PA Images SIPA USA \/ PA Images \/ PA Images She can change her image and try go back to her old self as much as she wants, but she will never be able to undo the damage she did to my soul with these lyrics:<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n

Driving so fast \u2019bout to piss on myself,<\/strong>Driving so fast \u2019bout to piss on myself,<\/strong>Driving so fast \u2019bout to piss on myself.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n\n

5. The Clash \u2013 Should I Stay Or Should I Go? <\/h3>\n\n\nIf I go there will be trouble, if I stay it will be double.<\/strong>\n\n\n

They make this whole song about deciding whether or not to leave when the answer is clearly to go because it will only amount to half of the trouble that staying will cause.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n

6. Robin Thicke \u2013 Blurred Lines <\/h3>\n\n\nDave Bedrosian \/ Geisler-Fotopress Dave Bedrosian \/ Geisler-Fotopress \/ Geisler-Fotopress\n\n\n

7. Fergie ft. Will.I.Am \u2013 Fergalicious <\/h3>\n\n\nSIPA USA \/ PA Images SIPA USA \/ PA Images \/ PA Images\nT to the A to the S T E Y, girl you tasty.<\/strong>\n\n\n

Thankfully Fergie later redeemed herself for this spelling error by teaching us all how to spell glamorous.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n

8. The Killers \u2013 Human <\/h3>\n\n\n\n\n

For a long time I wanted to believe that the lyrics were actually \u201cAre we denser?\u201d because that could make some kind of sense. But no. Their website confirms that Brandon Flowers is asking \u201cAre we dancer?\u201d Are we dancer? I don\u2019t know.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n

9. Bruno Mars \u2013 Grenade <\/h3>\n\n\nSIPA USA \/ PA Images SIPA USA \/ PA Images \/ PA Images\nShould\u2019ve known you was trouble<\/strong>
From the first kiss<\/strong>
Had your eyes wide open<\/strong>
Why were they open?<\/strong>\nThe only way he could know her eyes were open would be if he had his own eyes open.\n\n\n

10. Razorlight \u2013 Somewhere else <\/h3>\n\n\nAnd I met a girl<\/strong>
She asked me my name<\/strong>
I told her what it was<\/strong>\n\n\n

The rest of the song is not much better than that. It seems Razorlight nailed the aesthetic and the sound to be extremely popular in 2005-2008 but they just prayed that nobody would actually listen to the lyrics.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n

11. Drake feat. Big Sean \u2013 All Me<\/h3>\n\n\nBirdie Thompson Birdie Thompson Big Sean really spoiled this song by adding this ridiculous line:\n\n\n

I\u2019m the type to have a bullet-proof condom<\/strong>
And still gotta pull out<\/strong>
But that\u2019s just me and I ain\u2019t perfect<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n\n

12. Drake \u2013 Forever <\/h3>\n\n\n\n\n

Kay Blake Kay Blake He may have a lot of awards now, but \u2018Forever\u2019 by Drake is a big reminder of how far he\u2019s come. Every line is more ridiculous than the last:<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n

Like a sprained ankle, boy, I ain\u2019t nothin\u2019 to play with<\/strong> <\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n\n
Swimmin\u2019 in the money, come and find me: Nemo<\/strong>
If I was at the club, you know I balled: chemo<\/strong> <\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n\n

13. Black Eyed Peas \u2013 I Got A Feeling <\/h3>\n\n\n\n\n
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. Friday, Saturday, Saturday and Sunday.<\/strong> <\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n\n

I really, deeply wish there were two Saturdays in a week. The lyrics are already pretty bad if you\u2019re resorting to naming off the days of the week. That\u2019s usually kept for kids nursery rhymes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n

14. The Killers \u2013 All These Things That I\u2019ve Done <\/h3>\n\n\nDoug Peters \/ EMPICS Entertainment Doug Peters \/ EMPICS Entertainment \/ EMPICS Entertainment\nThe Black Eyed Peas are not the only repeat offenders.\n\n\n

15. Puff Daddy \u2013 Can\u2019t Nobody Hold Me Down <\/h3>\n\n\nYoung, black, and famous, with money hangin\u2019 out the anus<\/strong>\n\n\n

16. Jessie J \u2013 Wild <\/h3>\n\n\nSIPA USA \/ PA Images SIPA USA \/ PA Images \/ PA Images\nTo be asleep you have to be alive. Also features this line from Big Sean:\n\n\n
Today I woke up, feelin\u2019 like a mirror.<\/strong> <\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n\n

17. Justin Bieber \u2013 Boyfriend <\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n\n
Swag, swag, swag on you. Chillin\u2019 by the fire while we eatin\u2019 fondue.<\/strong> <\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n\n

If you\u2019re going to unnecessarily add the words \u201cswag, swag, swag on you\u201d to a song, you should probably make an effort to follow them up with a less ridiculous line. But no.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n

18. Coldplay \u2013 Fix You <\/h3>\n\n\nSIPA USA \/ PA Images SIPA USA \/ PA Images \/ PA Images\n\n\n
Lights will guide you home and ignite your bones<\/strong> <\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n\n

Ok the first bit about the lights is fine, kind of wholesome even. Igniting your bones? That does not sound so nice. How strong are these lights? Sounds like some kind of therapy Chris Martin was probably introduced to by Gwyneth Paltrow before their conscious uncoupling. If she likes deliberately getting stung by bees and putting olive oil in her vagina, then who can honestly say they\u2019d be surprised to hear she likes to burn her bones.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n

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Here Are The 10 Weirdest Song Lyrics Of All Time<\/h2>\n\n\n\n\n

Email icon An envelope. It indicates the ability to send an email.<\/p>\n\n\nTwitter icon A stylized bird with an open mouth, tweeting.\n\n\n

Twitter LinkedIn icon The word “in”.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n

LinkedIn Fliboard icon A stylized letter F.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n

Flipboard Facebook Icon The letter F.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n

Facebook Email icon An envelope. It indicates the ability to send an email.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n

Email Link icon An image of a chain link. It symobilizes a website link url.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n

\"michael<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n

Some of these could should also probably be on the the list of worst song lyrics of all time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n

But users of U.K. music service BlinkBox have voted the following phrase-turns the 10-weirdest of all time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n

No. 1? “Are we human, or are we dancer?” by The Killers. We’ve actually always kind of liked that one.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n

But things swiftly deteriorate thereafter. Check it out. We first saw this at the AV Club \u00bb <\/p>\n\n\n\n\n

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  1. The Killers, Human “Are we human, or are we dancer?”<\/li>\n\n\n \n\n
  2. The Beatles, I Am The Walrus “I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob.”<\/li>\n\n\n \n\n
  3. Michael Jackson, Earth Song “What about elephants? Have we lost their trust?”<\/li>\n\n\n \n\n
  4. Lionel Richie, All Night Long “Tom bo li de se de moi ya, yeah jambo jambo.”<\/li>\n\n\n \n\n
  5. Carly Rae Jepsen, Call Me Maybe “Before you came into my life, I missed you so bad.”<\/li>\n\n\n \n\n
  6. Black Eyed Peas, Boom Boom Pow “Beats so big I’m stepping on leprechauns.”<\/li>\n\n\n \n\n
  7. Duran Duran, The Reflex “The reflex is an only child, he’s waiting in the park.”<\/li>\n\n\n \n\n
  8. Wham! Club Tropicana “Club Tropicana, drinks are free, fun and sunshine, there’s enough for everyone, all that’s missing is the sea.”<\/li>\n\n\n \n\n
  9. Taylor Swift, Love Story -“Cause you were Romeo, I was a scarlet letter, and my daddy said stay away from Juliet.”<\/li>\n\n\n \n\n
  10. Oasis, Champagne Supernova “Slowly walking down the hall, faster than a cannonball.”<\/li>\n\n\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n\n

    There are some clear omissions here, including half of Led Zeppelin’s catalogue (” This is the wonder of devotion \u2013 I see the torch we all must hold; This is the mystery of the quotient \u2013 upon us all a little rain must fall,\u201d anyone? UltimateClassicRock has a great list of the 10 weirdest Zep lyrics here \u00bb), and 90% of Rush’s lyrics.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n

    But this is a pretty good place to start. <\/p>\n\n\n]]><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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